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PostSubject: this is so much like my sort of attitude at times ,,,,,,,   Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:06 am

i have to post this i got emailed this this morning and it is like me at times and i come and live in norfolk east anglia ,,,,england so im proud to be a norfolk lady ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wink NORFOLK CHARM


Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in Heathrow airport.
The first lady was an arrogant Snob married to a wealthy man
The second was a well mannered woman from Norfolk
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the Snob started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from Norfolk commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..
Again, the lady from Norfolk commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child
was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Norfolk lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband
buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Norfolk lady..
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Norfolk lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious"...

Love it!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: this is so much like my sort of attitude at times ,,,,,,,   Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:30 am

whahaha! I' ve never been to Norfolk, but sounds I'm missing out Smile
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PostSubject: Re: this is so much like my sort of attitude at times ,,,,,,,   Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:52 am

priceless!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!

i had a symilar happening here while back.....

i was sitting in a bar when all of a sudden a duck walks in....
weird right? well it gets even weirder...

the duck wobbles up to the bartender and asks him for a pineapple
the bartender is shocked to hear the duck talk to him, but niceley says: sorry duck, we dont have any pineapples...
few days later the duck returned, and again asked for a pineapple.. again the bartender says he doesnt have them.

again.. few days pass on and the duck walks in again..
the locals allready know what hes gonna ask.. and sure enough... he walks up to the bartender and asks for a pinapple again..

the bartender gets pretty ennoyed at this point and says: if you come here 1 more time and ask for a pineapple i will get a staplegun to shut your mouth!!!

a week passes when the duck comes in yet again.....
he walks up to the bartender and asks: do you have a staplegun?
the bartender says no... the duck: good, then ill have a pineapple please.
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PostSubject: Re: this is so much like my sort of attitude at times ,,,,,,,   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:01 am

omg thats sooooo funny hahahaha,,,,,, Laughing

i love it lmao
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PostSubject: Re: this is so much like my sort of attitude at times ,,,,,,,   Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:09 am

lol!
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