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PostSubject: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:05 pm

Post your jokes that you would like to post, you may post as many as you'd like. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:27 pm

Yo Momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:37 pm

your girls teeth are so crooked, i dont know wether to smile at her or kick a fieldgoal!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:41 pm

I just got ripped off $20. Saw a movie at the store about Tiger Woods called 18 holes, turns out it was about golf. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:00 am

A patient go to the hospital for halotosis or extreame bad breath. The doctor does a check and tells to the patient he has to stop bitting his nails or stop scratching his butt!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:56 am

emilio: that was a really funny one.. made my day begin with a smile hahaha

good one!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:51 pm

How Adam Got Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone
to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and Passion
whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib
Of course the rest is history..... .........!! !!





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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:04 pm

DAMN YOU ADAM!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:40 pm

haha nice one!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:30 pm

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

EATING OUT:


* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in

$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have

anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change

back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY:


* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but

it's on sale.



BATHROOMS:


* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and

toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is

337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of

these items.



ARGUMENTS:


* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

argument.



FUTURE:


* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS:


* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE:


* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she

does.



DRESSING UP:


* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty

the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL:


* Men wake up as good-looking a s they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING:


* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows

about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,

favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:42 pm

Benneke, again! Really enjoyed this!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes of the Day!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:11 am

whoahahaha... its funny cuz its trueeee Razz

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