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PostSubject: joke ,,,the stuttering cat   Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:39 am

Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,

he jumped over the fence into our yard!'



'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before
she could say 'F**k Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room .....
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PostSubject: Re: joke ,,,the stuttering cat   Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:56 am

whoahahahahahhaha.... priceless, i can picture it Razz

you allways bring a smile hun, thnx Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: joke ,,,the stuttering cat   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:40 am

Whahaha!!! You did it again Springtime Very Happy
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